"...I got the whole thing in a mystical dream sent to me by: Aqua Jesus The Underwater Saint. He knew the only way to escape the wrath of God was to make a trade with the devil (who was just some guy who didn't like being a pawn, not some horrible demon, just an anarchist). So Jesus traded his legs for Satan's tail thus becoming a merman and catching the name Aqua Jesus, fisherman by day, saint by trade."
~ For the cry philosophy, I leave credit where credit is due
